I was half-expecting something more awesome this week after this year's awesome Pico Day. Imagine my light hearted surprise when I saw the cool banners and the great tank trophy.
The Tank Awards is Newgrounds first ever, and the competing flashes for each category are some of the best flashes on this site! It's gonna be near damn hard to choose just one winner at the end of it all, and it will be suspenseful when a flash fatefully drops off the list. (due to the instant-runoff voting system).

However, this epic event got me thinking: what if the awards expanded to more categories? My thinking produced these not-real categories that I feel should be a great addition.
(I am not asking Tom Fulp to add these, just thinking and for pure boredom, like always)

Flash Author of the Year
Game Artist of the Year
Audio Artist of the Year
Song/Loop of the Year
Most Talented Artist/Animator
Best Collaboration
Best Series
Funniest Movie
Most Influential User
Most Helpful User
Newgrounds User of the Year
Best Music Video
Best Live Action Flash

So, comments?